| Name | Image | Rarity | Type | Cost | Description |
|---|
| Mural |  | Common | Status | | Unplayable. Retain. If this card enters the discard pile, Exhaust it. |
| Frightening Beast |  | Curse | Curse | | Unplayable. Whenever a card Purges, Topdeck this. |
| Morthol Dryax |  | Curse | Curse | | Unplayable. At the end of your turn, discard your hand. |
| Oglog M'Rubbit |  | Curse | Curse | | Unplayable. While in hand, your stats cannot change. |
| Defend |  | Basic | Skill | 1 | Gain 5 (8) Block. |
| Diplomacy |  | Basic | Attack | 1 | Gain 7 (9) Block. Deal 7 (9) damage. Exhaust a card in your hand. |
| Strike |  | Basic | Attack | 1 | Deal 6 (9) damage. |
| Take Inventory |  | Basic | Skill | 0 | Draw 1 (2) card(s). Retain your hand this turn. |
| Key/Handgun |  | Special | Attack | 1 | If the enemy intends to attack, gain 8 (11) Block. Otherwise, deal 8 (11) damage. |
| Moustache Fire |  | Special | Attack | 0 | Deal 12 (16) damage. Topdeck a copy of this. Exhaust. |
| Belly O' The Whale |  | Common | Attack | 1 | Deal 10 (13) damage. Exhaust a card in your discard pile. |
| Ben Stiller Bust |  | Common | Attack | 1 | Retain. Deal 4 (5) damage. Drop: Deal 6 (7) damage to ALL enemies. |
| Candy Corn |  | Common | Skill | | Unplayable. At the end of your turn, gain 3 (5) Block. |
| Charisma Blast |  | Common | Attack | 1 | Deal 11 (14) damage. Mill 1. |
| Fortify |  | Common | Skill | 1 | Gain 3 (4) Temp._Imagination. Gain 5 (7) Block. Topdeck 1 card from your hand. |
| Ignore |  | Common | Skill | 1 | Gain 6 (7) Temporary_HP. Topdeck (Add) 1 Mural (into your hand). |
| Moonshine |  | Common | Skill | 1 (0) | Gain 1 Imagination. Give a card in your hand Retain this combat. Purge. |
| Ogle |  | Common | Attack | 1 | (Retain.)Deal 7 (8) damage. Shift the enemy's intent ahead 1 turn. Exhaust. |
| Pepperminthryl |  | Common | Skill | 1 | ALWAYS costs 1. Gain 11 (14) Block. |
| Pez Uzi |  | Common | Attack | 1 | Deal 8 (11) damage to ALL enemies. Gain 1 (2) Temp._Imagination. |
| Taze |  | Common | Attack | 1 | Deal 7 (10) damage. Apply 1 Weak. Topdeck a card from your draw pile. |
| Think Ahead |  | Common | Skill | 1 (0) | Play the top card of your draw pile. |
| Tootsie Shotgun |  | Common | Attack | 1 | Deal 5 (7) damage twice. Damage is increased by Auto-Parry stacks. |
| Truffle Shuffle |  | Common | Attack | 1 | Gain 1 Auto-Parry. Deal 9 (12) damage.Purge. |
| Unscale |  | Common | Skill | 0 | (Retain.)You and ALL enemies lose 3 Strength this turn. |
| Victory Pose |  | Common | Skill | 1 | Gain 8 (10) Block. Gain 2 (4) more if an enemy has been slain this combat. |
| Wilson Bust |  | Common | Skill | 1 | Retain. Drop: Gain 6 (9) Block. |
| Appropriate |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 (0) | Put a card from your discard pile into your hand. Your stats are 0 this turn. Exhaust. |
| Bite Hardly |  | Uncommon | Attack | 2 | Deal 9 (12) damage. Gain 9 (12) Temporary_HP. Exhaust. |
| Candy Cane |  | Uncommon | Attack | 0 | Deal 7 (10) damage. Gain 2 (3) Temp._Imagination. |
| Candy Leather |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 | Gain 5 (8) Block. Return an Imagination card from your discard pile to your hand. |
| Club Club |  | Uncommon | Attack | 1 | Deal 6 (8) damage to ALL enemies twice. Lose 1 of your highest stat. |
| Deprogram |  | Uncommon | Skill | 0 | Look at the top 4 cards of your draw pile. You may discard any of them. Apply 1 (2) Vulnerable to ALL enemies. |
| Diamond Armor |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 | Gain 14 (17) Block. Discard 1 card. Lose 1 of your highest stat. |
| Distill |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 (0) | Obtain a random potion. Gain 1 Auto-Parry. Purge. |
| Embarrass |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 (0) | Apply 3 Weak. Apply 3 Vulnerable. Topdeck 1 Mural. |
| Fair Shake |  | Uncommon | Attack | 2 | Gain 10 (13) Block. Deal 13 (16) damage to ALL enemies. Exhaust a card in your hand. |
| Fool Plate |  | Uncommon | Skill | 2 (1) | Discard your hand. Gain 2 Temporary_HP for each card. Exhaust. |
| Force Deck |  | Uncommon | Power | 1 (0) | At the start of your turn, draw 1 card and Topdeck 1 card from your hand. |
| Fortune |  | Uncommon | Skill | 5 | Costs 1 less for each Temp._Imagination you have. Gain 8 (10) Block. Draw 1 (2) card(s). |
| Frijolaegis |  | Uncommon | Skill | 0 | Whenever you draw this card, add a copy of it into your hand. Gain 3 (4) Block. Exhaust. |
| Fudge Deck |  | Uncommon | Power | 1 (0) | At the start of your turn, draw 1 card and discard 1 card. |
| Hand Cannon |  | Uncommon | Attack | 2 | Deal 16 (20) damage. Retain your hand this turn. |
| Heart Stab |  | Uncommon | Attack | 1 | Deal 10 (14) damage. Apply 2 Weak. Apply 2 Vulnerable. Lose 1 of your highest stat. |
| Joust |  | Uncommon | Attack | 0 | Can only be played if no other cards in your hand are Attacks. Deal 8 (11) damage. Apply 1 Weak. |
| Kingpin Bust |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 (0) | Retain. Drop: Gain [E] . |
| Leer |  | Uncommon | Attack | 1 | Remove all Block from the enemy (ALL enemies). Deal 3 damage 3 times. Apply 1 (2) Vulnerable. |
| Opportunity Cost |  | Uncommon | Skill | 0 | Permanently upgrade a card in your hand. Lose 1 of each stat. (not Lose 1 of each stat.) Remove this card from your deck. Purge. |
| Parry |  | Uncommon | Power | 1 | Gain 1 (2) Artifact. Gain 2 (3) Thorns. Gain 1 Auto-Parry. |
| Retain Return |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 (0) | Return all cards with Retain from your discard pile to your hand. At the end of your turn, discard your hand. |
| Retrieve Arms |  | Uncommon | Skill | | Unplayable. Whenever you draw this card, add a (an upgraded) Key/Handgun into your hand. Ethereal. |
| Snoop Dogg Bust |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 | Retain. Drop: Apply 1 (2) Weak and 1 Vulnerable to ALL enemies. |
| Spade Dig |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 (0) | Put 1 card from your draw pile into your hand. Topdeck a card from your discard pile. Lose 1 of your highest stat. |
| Throw Hat |  | Uncommon | Skill | X | Gain 6 Block X (X+1) times. Mill X (X+1). |
| Tommygun/Keyring |  | Uncommon | Attack | 1 | Deal 6 (8) damage twice. / Gain 5 (6) Block twice. Switches form at the start of your turn. |
| Torso Flail |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 (0) | Play a card in your discard pile and Exhaust it. |
| Treaty |  | Uncommon | Skill | 0 | Retain. You and the enemy (ALL enemies) cannot gain buffs for 1 turn. |
| Triple Scuffle |  | Uncommon | Attack | 1 | Deal 8 (10) damage. Draw 2 (3) cards. Discard all cards drawn this way with Retain. |
| Truffle Trouble |  | Uncommon | Attack | 5 (4) | Costs 1 less for each Vim card played this combat. Deal 21 (24) damage. |
| Un-De-Escalate |  | Uncommon | Skill | 0 | Retain. You and ALL enemies (not and ALL enemies)lose 1 stack of all debuffs. |
| Weigh In |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 | Innate. Apply 2 Weak and 1 (2) Vulnerable to ALL enemies. Exhaust. |
| Wizard's Sudoku |  | Uncommon | Skill | 1 | Draw 1 card (and give it Retain this combat). It costs 0 until played. |
| Brass Tacks |  | Rare | Attack | 2 | Deal 15 (18) damage to ALL enemies. Discard your hand, then draw that many cards. |
| Candid Bullets |  | Rare | Power | 1 (0) | Gain 3 Strength. At the end of your turn, lose 1 Imagination. |
| Candy Mech |  | Rare | Attack | 2 | Gain 16 Block. Deal 16 damage. Lose 3 (2) Imagination. |
| Candycorn Vampire |  | Rare | Power | 1 | Gain 2 (3) Dexterity. Gain 3 (6) Malleable. |
| Conjure |  | Rare | Attack | 1 | Choose 2 (3): Deal 6 damage. Apply 2 Weak. Apply 2 Vulnerable. |
| Diabeatdown |  | Rare | Attack | 2 | Deal 24 (30) damage to the enemy with the least HP. If this kills an enemy, repeat it. |
| Gummy Zombie |  | Rare | Power | 2 (1) | At the end of your turn, gain 1 Temporary_HP for each card in your hand. |
| Hero Bust |  | Rare | Skill | 3 (2) | Retain. Drop: Prevent the next time you would lose HP. |
| Hit the Mattresses |  | Rare | Attack | 2 | Deal damage equal to your combined stats. Exhaust. |
| Leverage Height |  | Rare | Attack | 1 | Deal 12 (15) damage. Discard 1 (2) card(s). Draw 1 (2) card(s). |
| Machinegun/Hairpin |  | Rare | Attack | 1 | Deal 8 (10) damage twice. / Gain 7 (9) Block twice. Switches form whenever played. |
| Mob Rule |  | Rare | Skill | 2 | ALL enemies become Stunned. Topdeck 4 (3) Murals. |
| Roll Boxcars |  | Rare | Skill | 0 | Add any 1 of the 4 (upgraded) Midnight Cards to your hand. Exhaust. |
| Supermassive |  | Rare | Skill | 3 (2) | Gain Block equal to your Vim. Reflect damage this turn. Exhaust. |
| The Zillyhammer |  | Rare | Attack | 2 | Deal 30 (40) damage to ALL enemies. Lose 5 (4) Imagination. |
| Tootsiestein |  | Rare | Power | 1 (0) | Whenever you play an Imagination card, draw 1 card. |
| Weird Puzzle Shit |  | Rare | Skill | 1 | Costs 1 more for every 2 cards in your draw pile. Add a (an upgraded) Moustache_Fire into your hand. |
| Name | Image | Tier | Pool | Description | Flavor |
|---|
| Typewriter |  | Starter | Sleuth_gray_color | When a card Purges, gain 1Temp.HP and ALL enemies lose 1Strength this turn. | Type up an UNPLEASANT NOTE to increase the enemy's SICK BURN levels. |
| Bowen Stilson Dogg |  | Common | Sleuth_gray_color | At the start of each combat, discard 1 card from your draw pile. | The dreaded bust. |
| Jester of Encumbrance |  | Uncommon | Sleuth_gray_color | At the start of each combat, choose a card in your draw pile and give it to an enemy. That card is put into your hand when the enemy is slain. | Exiled from CLOWN TERRITORY for the crime of BEING MISPLACED BY THE CLOWN PONTIFICATE. |
| Elf Eggs |  | Rare | Sleuth_gray_color | Whenever you enter a Rest Site, increase your Max HP by 3. | You yearn to crack out the succulent yolk. |
| HAMPER OF THE JADED FOOL'S ENNUI |  | Special | Sleuth_gray_color | Start each combat with 10Thorns. | The Clown Pontificate (hereafter: "CP") has granted one (1) boon (hereafter: "the product") in exchange for the services rendered by you to slay the spire. The product may be leased for up to three combat encounters (hereafter: "battles") due to the eventuality in which the merchant (hereafter: "dead-o") is murdered. The product will be returned to CP within 3-4 business days. |
| Salted Melon |  | Special | Sleuth_gray_color | Whenever you enter a Rest Site, increase your Max HP by 1. | The tastiest QUEST OF SPIRIT is satisfied. |
| Tectrixcalibur |  | Special | Sleuth_gray_color | Start each combat with 2Strength and 1Dexterity. | Scaling! |
| Affinity Crow |  | Boss | Sleuth_gray_color | Enemies cannot intend to attack for more than 30 damage. | Heads will roll. |
| Megaton Key |  | Boss | Sleuth_gray_color | Gain [E] at the start of your turn. Upon pickup, lose your leftmost 2 relics. | These brass knuckles are so heavy. |
| Call of Fluthlu |  | Shop | Sleuth_gray_color | At the start of your turn, add a Dazed into your hand. | Surprisingly surprising. |
| Jammed Printer |  | Shop | Sleuth_gray_color | You draw cards from the 2nd from top position of your draw pile. | It's stuck! |
| Sextant |  | Shop | Sleuth_gray_color | You can see the contents of ? rooms. | Useful for sniping. |
